The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I think I'm dumb, or maybe just happy, think I'm just happy
The Misheard: I think I'm dumb, or maybe Giuseppe, think I'm Giuseppe
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Real Lyric: Your love is like bad madicine
Bad medicine is what I need
The Misheard: Your love is like Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson is what I need
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Real Lyric: Hey Jude
The Misheard: Hey Jew
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Real Lyric: We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
The Misheard: We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fart'n
To the end...
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Real Lyric: Kyrie eleison
Down the road that I must travel
The Misheard: Carry a raisinette
To go where I must rattle
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Real Lyric: Elvira, Elvira
The Misheard: Hell fired up, hell fired up
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Real Lyric: I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
The Misheard: I wish I was queer so I could get kicked
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Real Lyric: I am an innocent man
The Misheard: I am the Edison Man
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Real Lyric: This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
The Misheard: This is how you remind me
Of Shaq and "Kazaam"
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Real Lyric: You're going to reap just what you sow
The Misheard: You're going to read just wash your soap
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