The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
The Misheard: Don't mess around with a guy that shaves his legs
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Real Lyric: With you in that dress, my thoughts, I confess, verge on dirty.
The Misheard: When you wear that dress, It brings out your best, 'cos you're dirty.
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Real Lyric: Warm your hands inside my veins, I might be contagious
The Misheard: Warm your hands inside my pants, I might be contagious
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Real Lyric: Take your passion and make it happen.
The Misheard: Take your pants down and make it happen.
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, scaramouche
Will you do the fandango
The Misheard: Gotta moosh, Gotta moosh
Will you do the bannano
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Real Lyric: Feelin like a hand in rusted shame
The Misheard: Feelin, like a ham and mustard shake
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Real Lyric: We've been sitting on the fence for far too long
The Misheard: We've been sitting on a pencil far too long
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Real Lyric: Take it to the good times, See it through the bad times
The Misheard: Take it to the good tubs, see it through the bathtubs
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Real Lyric: Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
The Misheard: Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I could inhale beer
It'a all your fault
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Real Lyric: Had a thirty-two gun in his pocket for fun, He had a razor in his shoe
The Misheard: Had a thirty-two gun in his pocket for fun, He had a raisin in his shoe
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