The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Let me go on like a blister in the sun
The Misheard: Let me go wild like a twister in the sky
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Real Lyric: Singing songs and carrying signs mostly saying "Hurray for our side."
The Misheard: Singing songs and carrying signs mostly saying "Hurray for our signs."
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Real Lyric: You can make me whole again
The Misheard: You can lick my hole again
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Real Lyric: I've paid for you with tears
And swallowed all my pride.
The Misheard: I paid for you in tears,
and swallowed all my fries.
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Real Lyric: Hey now you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid.
The Misheard: Hey now, yer a dock star, get the bow on, get laid.
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Real Lyric: "Lay, lady, lay
Lay across my big brass bed."
The Misheard: Lay, lady, lay
Play it for a big funky brass band."
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Real Lyric: You're the one that I want
The Misheard: You're the wobbly one
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Real Lyric: Tune it in chill out drop dead I need a fix.
The Misheard: Put it in pull out drop dead the guinea pigs.
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Real Lyric: Shoplifting corner store,
I should have got,
Should have got some more.
The Misheard: Shoplifting corner store,
Shot a guy,
Shot a guy once more.
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Real Lyric: The morning rain clouds up my window
The Misheard: I wanna make love to a window
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