The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sweet home Alabama
The Misheard: Sweet home Ah bananas
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Real Lyric: Let it be
The Misheard: Letter "B"
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower,
but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: She looks like a flower,
but she stinks like a weed
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Real Lyric: I feel as small as dust
laying down here.
The Misheard: I hear those smart-ass ducks
flying down here.
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Real Lyric: Taxman Mr. Wilson, Taxman Mr. Heath
The Misheard: Taxman you're a weasel, Taxman you're a thief.
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Real Lyric: She had two babies, one was six months, one was three
The Misheard: She had two babies, one plus six plus one was three
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Real Lyric: Just touch my cheek before you leave me, darlin'.
The Misheard: Just suck my feet before you leave me, darlin'.
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Real Lyric: Islands in the stream, that is what we are.
The Misheard: Timex Industries, that is what we are.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No dock sea spasms in the cloak room
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You got your problems I've got my ass wipe You got your bum cheese I have my hash pipe
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