The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach
The Misheard: Poppadom beach
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Real Lyric: Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
The Misheard: Tempted by the fruit of an olive
Tempted as the fruit is uncovered
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Real Lyric: Get back, honkey cat.
The Misheard: she's so strange and she wore a black moustache and she killed a little p***y cat she went to burn in hell
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Real Lyric: ...time to hold on to your heartless love...
The Misheard: ...time to hold on to your hot cross bun...
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Real Lyric: Honey I'm still free,
Take a chance on me.....
The Misheard: Honey, I'm upstairs free
Take a chance on me.....
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Real Lyric: Treat him well, he is your brother
The Misheard: Cheatin' Willie is my brother
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Real Lyric: Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
The Misheard: Martinique, amounts of rotten stake
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Real Lyric: All we like sheep... (have gone astray)
The Misheard: Oh we like sheep...
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: Tour operator
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Real Lyric: All Of The Other Reindeer, Used To Laugh And Call Him Names...
The Misheard: Olive, The Other Reindeer, Used To Laugh And Call Him Names...
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