The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I think I'm done nursing the patience
The Misheard: Think I'll die nursing patients
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Real Lyric: And I feel like I just got home.
The Misheard: Anna Friel! Like I just got stoned.
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue freeze-out
The Misheard: Canned Devil in the freezer
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Real Lyric: You're a love machine
The Misheard: You're a dog in heat
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Real Lyric: Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.
The Misheard: Don't stop thinking about your mama.
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Real Lyric: I try to walk away and I stumble.
The Misheard: I try to walk away in Istanbul.
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Real Lyric: Cherish is a word I use to describe
All the feelings that I have for you deep inside
The Misheard: "Cherries" is a word I use to describe
All the free things that I have from you in these pies.
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Real Lyric: More than a woman!
The Misheard: Bald headed woman!
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Real Lyric: Working on the night moves
The Misheard: Working on the nice boobs
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Real Lyric: As they pull you out of the oxygen tent you ask for the latest party.
The Misheard: As they pull you out of the oxygen tent you ask for the ladies toilet.
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