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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Dionne Warwick

    Song: Heartbreaker

    Real Lyric: Why do you have to be a heartbreaker?

    The Misheard: Why do you have to be a park ranger?

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Canary In A Coal Mine

    Real Lyric: Canary in a coal mine

    The Misheard: Larry in a coma

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Crocodile Rock

    Real Lyric: ...when your feet just can't keep still...

    The Misheard: ...when you feed your cat named Bill...

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    Artist: Lionel Richie

    Song: All Night Long

    Real Lyric: All night long (All night)

    The Misheard: Oh Lionel, (Oh Line)

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    Artist: La Bouche

    Song: Sweet Dreams

    Real Lyric: Sweet dreams of rhythm and dancing

    The Misheard: Sweet dreams of naked men dancing

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: Forever Man

    Real Lyric: Won't you be my forever woman?
    I'll try to be your forever man,
    Try to be your forever man.
    Forever man, forever man, forever man.

    The Misheard: Won't you be my Fall River woman?
    I'll try to be your Fall River man,
    Try to be your Fall River man.
    Fall River man, Fall River man, Fall River man.

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Down on the Corner

    Real Lyric: Down on the corner
    Out in the street
    Willie and the poor boys are playin'
    Bring your nickels, tap your feet.

    The Misheard: Down on the corner
    Out in the street
    Willie and the poor boys are playin'
    Playin' a negro's happy beat

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    Artist: The Band

    Song: The Weight

    Real Lyric: Take the load off Fannie, take a load for free

    The Misheard: Shoot your load in Granny, shoot your load for free

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    Artist: 3 Doors Down

    Song: Kryptonite

    Real Lyric: If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?

    The Misheard: If I look lazy than will you please take my underpants?

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Real Lyric: Bismillah! We will not let you go...

    The Misheard: Vince Miller! We will not let you go...

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