The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What's love got to do, got to do with it?
The Misheard: What's love cock-a-doo, cock-a-doodle-oo?
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Real Lyric: I want a new drug
The Misheard: I want a new truck
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Real Lyric: Standing on your mother's porch You told me that you'd wait forever. Oh and when you held my hand, I knew that it was now, or never
The Misheard: Standing on your mother's corpse, You told me that you'd wait forever. Oh, and with the hammer in my hand, I knew that it was now or never.
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Real Lyric: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
The Misheard: Maybe we'll have some f*ckin' pie
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do me like a lady
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Real Lyric: MMMbop buh do buh dop buh do bop buh do buh dop buh do bop buh do buh dop buh do
The Misheard: Who rocks the papertowel, I do rock the paper towel...
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Real Lyric: All we are saying
is Give Peace a Chance
The Misheard: Hold my umbrella,
and give me some jam
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Real Lyric: Cos I'm saving all my love for you
The Misheard: Cos I'm shaving off my muff for you
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Real Lyric: It kills me to think of you with another man.
The Misheard: To think what I could do with another man.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
The Misheard: Whip up a shed,
I'm alone with you
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