The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Well there's a rose in a fisted glove And eagle flies with the dove And if you can't be with the one you love honey Love the one you're with
The Misheard: Well there's a road with a distant glow And the eagle flies with the dove And if you can't be with the one you love honey Love the wonder witch
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Real Lyric: Put the vive back in la difference, yeah
The Misheard: Put the fee back in lovely Ferance, yeah
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Real Lyric: Since you've been gone, Since you've been gone - I'm outa my head can't take it.
The Misheard: Sits of the guard, sits of the guard - out of my hands a break it
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Real Lyric: Just the two of us Building castles in the sky Just the two of us You and I
The Misheard: "Just the tuna fish/at the White Castle in the sky/Just the tuna fish/You got fries?"
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Real Lyric: Paparazzi trying to make me pose
The Misheard: Paparazzi trying to make meatballs
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Real Lyric: You can leave your hat on
The Misheard: You can leave your head on
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Real Lyric: As the southern wind sings again an island lullaby
The Misheard: 1. Every runaway seems to get another lullaby 2. Every goin' away seems to get a nightie lullaby 3. If you're goin' away, sing to get a nightie lullaby
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Real Lyric: Still you run, what's to come? What's today?
The Misheard: Still you run, much to come? Much toupee!
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Real Lyric: Sweet Caroline
The Misheard: Sea Shell Alive
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Real Lyric: I crawl up next to you
The Misheard: I killed a Mexican
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