The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Buffalo Soldier,
In the heart of America.
The Misheard: Buffalo Soldier,
Took a hammer to my Sega.
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher? To the place where blind men see
The Misheard: Can you take me higher? To a place with blind monkeys
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Real Lyric: He's a complicated man, and no one understands him like his woman.
The Misheard: He's a carpet cleaning man and no one understands him like his woman.
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer..
The Misheard: Hold me close I'm trying to dance sir
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me, stroke, stroke.
The Misheard: Stove Top Stuffing, stove, stove.
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Real Lyric: We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher leave those kids alone
The Misheard: We don't need no education
We don't need no thoughts at all
No Dukes of Hazard in the classroom
Teacher leave them Dukes alone
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Real Lyric: Is the problem you're allergic to a well-familiar name?
The Misheard: Is the problem you're allergic to a wealthy milkman?
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Real Lyric: Listen to the rhythm of the gentle Bosa Nova
The Misheard: Listen to the rhytym of the gentle boxing gopher.
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Real Lyric: Crimson and clover, over and over.
The Misheard: Christmas is over, over and over.
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Real Lyric: Don't call me daughter, not fit to
The picture kept will remind me.
The Misheard: Don't call me daughter, that's not me
My facial hair will remind you.
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