The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine,
She kept her motor clean
The Misheard: She was a sex machine,
She kept her motor clean
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Real Lyric: Hey, hey Cripple Creek ferry,
Butting through the overhanging trees.
Make way for the Cripple Creek ferry.
The water's going down; it's a mighty tight squeeze.
The Misheard: Hey, hey the purple Greek fairy
Slumming through the overhanging trees.
Make way for the purple Greek fairy.
The waiter's going down; it's a mighty tight squeeze.
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen
The Misheard: Lay me down next to john lennon
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Real Lyric: Gee, our old La Salle ran great
The Misheard: Fee, are all the cows engaged
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Real Lyric: Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
The Misheard: Hello Douglas my old friend
I've come to talk to you and Jen.
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush.... keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: Oh Charles, keep it down now, this is Carrie
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Real Lyric: Everyone's got to face down the demons
The Misheard: Everyone's got toothpaste down the demons
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Real Lyric: I would die for you.
The Misheard: Apple, dapple, and do.
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Real Lyric: I want to live
Like Animals
Careless and free
Like Animals
The Misheard: I want to live
Riding Cannonballs
Careless and free
Riding cannaonballs
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Real Lyric: Because the night belongs to lovers
The Misheard: Pickles tonight belong to lovers
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