The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Break my lease so I can move
The Misheard: Break my legs so I can't move
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Real Lyric: I'm free, free fallin'
The Misheard: I'm cheese, cheese ballin'
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Real Lyric: Stepped on a pop top
The Misheard: Stepped on a pork chop
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Real Lyric: Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
The Misheard: Now they know how many holes it takes to feel the alcohol
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Real Lyric: Stop draggin' my heart around
The Misheard: Stop drivin' my car around
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Real Lyric: Jungle love, you're driving me mad
you're making me crazy.
The Misheard: Chug-a-lug, strawberry man, you're making me gravy.
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Real Lyric: Just call me angel of the morning, angel
just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
The Misheard: Just call me angel of the morning, angel
just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
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Real Lyric: All I can do is pour some tea for two
The Misheard: All I can do is pull some teeth or two
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Real Lyric: Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
The Misheard: Baby get a pistol on your little finger.
Baby get a pistol on your thumb.
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Real Lyric: My mind's racin' but my body's in the lead.
The Misheard: My mind's a raisin but my body's Italy.
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