The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Look around you all you see are
sympathethic eyes.
The Misheard: Look around you all you see are
simple-headed guys.
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Real Lyric: And I feel like I just got home.
The Misheard: Anna Friel, well she just got mauled.
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Real Lyric: Dressed for success
The Misheard: Dressed for safe sex
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Real Lyric: "Shovel all the coal in ..."
The Misheard: "Shove it up your colon ..."
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Real Lyric: Goin' down the old mine with a transistor radio
The Misheard: Goin' down the Old Man River transistor radio
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked
By a jumbo Jet
The Misheard: I got my headdress
from a chumpo chet
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Real Lyric: Pump that jam
The Misheard: Hump that chair
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Blvd.
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up I'm gonna sail my bubble of fun.
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Real Lyric: All the white folks shake their asses
The Misheard: All the waffles shake their asses
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Real Lyric: We all live under the reign of the one king, one king.
The Misheard: We all live under the rain, ooohh monkey, monkey.
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