The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Opposites attract.
The Misheard: I was sex-attacked.
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Real Lyric: You make me righteous.
The Misheard: You make me write checks.
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Real Lyric: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals,
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
The Misheard: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammoths,
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
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Real Lyric: I come from a land down under where women glow and men chunder
The Misheard: I come from a land down under where women go and men plunder
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Real Lyric: We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.
The Misheard: We can't try to understand a New York high Jamaica man.
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Real Lyric: Swim through your veins, like a fish in the sea.
The Misheard: Swim through your veins, I could piss in the sea.
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Real Lyric: Did you forget about me, Mr Duplicity?
The Misheard: Did you forget about me, Mr Do, Mr T?
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Real Lyric: My lover's gone
The Misheard: I love a scone
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Real Lyric: Hasta Maņana, always be mine
The Misheard: Bastard Banana, always be mine.
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water
Fire in the skies
The Misheard: Slow running water
and fire in the skies
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