The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can't stop the spirits when they need you
The Misheard: Can't stop the ferrets when they need food
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche
I knew their owner every night
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Real Lyric: Don't go wasting your emotions
The Misheard: Don't go chasing your umbrella
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Real Lyric: Saturday nights alright for fightin',
get a little action in
The Misheard: Saturday nights alright for fightin',
better than election year
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Real Lyric: Want you back.
Want you back for good.
The Misheard: Wash your back.
Wash your back for good.
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Real Lyric: Lay across my big brass bed.
The Misheard: Lay across my big breast, babe.
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Real Lyric: I´m all out of faith.
The Misheard: I´m a leather face.
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Real Lyric: Does life seem worthwhile to you?
The Misheard: It's my Sea World party!
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Real Lyric: The land lord say your rent is late He may have to litigate Don't worry, be happy Look at me: I am happy! Don't worry, be happy Be happy now............
The Misheard: The land lord said your lamp ain't lit He may have to lick the wick! Don't worry, be happy Look at me: I am happy!
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Real Lyric: My baby don't care.
The Misheard: My baby donkey
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