The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ah, shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your booty.
The Misheard: Ah, shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your fool head
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Real Lyric: And if I have built this fortress around your heart,
Encircled you with trenches and barbed wire
The Misheard: And if I have built this fortress around your heart,
Encircled you with fishes and Barbara Walters
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Real Lyric: Well, they said you was high class, but that was just a lie...
The Misheard: Well, I sent you a tie clasp, but that was last July.
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh Lord, I'm suckin' an old guy again
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Real Lyric: Where is my head?
Where are my bones?
Can you save me from myself?
The Misheard: Where is my head?
Where are my balls?
Can you save me from myself?
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Real Lyric: When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, For most things, you don't mind.
The Misheard: When sand gets in your pockets, Those things you don't mind.
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Real Lyric: When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
The Misheard: When it hasn't been your day,
We commence eating your ear.
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Real Lyric: Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!
The Misheard: Dispatch Warlock and Ajax to bring back his bottom!
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Real Lyric: With your arms around some little brunette
The Misheard: With your arms around some little blue net
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Real Lyric: She was sitting at the table.
He could see she was unable.
The Misheard: She was sitting at the table,
Eating sushi with the neighbor.
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