The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Blue Canary in the outlet by the light switch,
Who watches over you?
The Misheard: Blue Canary in the outlet by the light switch,
Who wants this laundry?
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway, lay me down in sheets of linen had a busy day today
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza, count the head lice on the highway baby darling she's so friendly had a busy day today
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Real Lyric: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it! No one wants to be defeated. Showin' how funky strong is your fight, It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
The Misheard: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it! No one wants to beat it, beat it! Show me some fashion. Show me some fight. It doesn't matter who's on the right.
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Real Lyric: It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: It's not fair to the nightmare of the cross-eyed bear that you never met
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Real Lyric: Why'd you put your keys up on the table?
The Misheard: Why'd you put your kids upon the table?
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Good vibrations on a pelican
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Real Lyric: You hardly talk to me anymore, when I come through the door at the end of the day.
The Misheard: You hardly talk to me anymore, when I Kung-Fu the door at the end of the day.
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Real Lyric: You fill up my senses
The Misheard: You filled out my census
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Real Lyric: Zombie, zombie, zombie
The Misheard: Flambe, flambe, flambe
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Real Lyric: You walked in to a party
Like you were walkin onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
The Misheard: You walked in to a party
Like you were walkin onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scommpet was apricot
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