The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And so I came to see him
And listen for awhile...
The Misheard: And so I came to see him
And live in sin for awhile
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Real Lyric: Room to make her big mistakes.
The Misheard: Room to race her big mustang.
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Real Lyric: When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie That's amore
The Misheard: When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie That's a moron
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Real Lyric: Let's get it started
The Misheard: Let's get retarded [Editor's note: Word on the street is that both versions are real. "Lets get retarded" was the original version but they where not allowed to release it, so they re-cut it as "Let's get it started."]
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Real Lyric: I'm going to get dressed for success.
The Misheard: I'm going to get freshed without sex.
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Real Lyric: Sleep comes like a drug in God's country.
The Misheard: Slip slide slappy drunk in God's country.
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and cheese on toast
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Real Lyric: Heaven must be missing an angel.
The Misheard: Heaven must be missing a bagel.
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica full of lard
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Real Lyric: To your face, no deception
The Misheard: Tuna fish, no description
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