The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Only the lonely
The Misheard: Homemade balogna
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Real Lyric: Where women glow and men plunder...
The Misheard: Where women blow the men asunder
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Real Lyric: Johnny Ryall, Johnny Ryall..(chorus)
The Misheard: Shiny white owl, shiny white owl
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Real Lyric: Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: Oh John, Keep it on now, you're so hairy
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Real Lyric: "These eyes..."
The Misheard: "Levi's..."
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce
another runner in the night
The Misheard: Used up like a douche
You know the runner in the night
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Real Lyric: She's so cold, she's so cooooooollddddd
The Misheard: She's so old shes so oooooooolllldddd
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Real Lyric: Can't you see I'm on a losing streak?
I can't get no satisfaction.
The Misheard: Can't you see I need a new physique?
I can't get no satisfaction.
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Real Lyric: You might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
The Misheard: My name is Perry Mason, I'm addicted to drugs.
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Real Lyric: Better watch out for the Skin Deep
The Misheard: Better watch out for the String Beans
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