The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down but I get up again...
The Misheard: I get knocked up, then I get down again
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Real Lyric: Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
The Misheard: Dirty Japanase I think I'm dirty Japanese
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Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre, oh mist rolling in from the sea...
The Misheard: Mullet entire, go fish trawling in from the sea.......
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Real Lyric: Didn't mean to call you that...
The Misheard: Didn't mean to call you fat...
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Real Lyric: Windshield wipers slappin time...
The Misheard: We should wipe a second time....
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Real Lyric: I swear I'll never be untrue
The Misheard: I swear I'll never pee on fruit.
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Real Lyric: Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
The Misheard: Blue jean baby, LA lady, seems just for the bangin'
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Real Lyric: Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort
The Misheard: Cut my wife into pieces, this is my last resort
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams of rhythm and dancin',
Sweet dreams of passion through the night,
Sweet dreams are taking over,
Sweet dreams of dancin' through the night.
The Misheard: Sweet dreams of rivermen dancing.
Sweet dreams of dancing on the Nile.
Sweet dreams going overboard.
Sweet dreams of dancing in the Nile.
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo-jet It wasn't easy, but nothing is.
The Misheard: I got my head shaved, by a Jamaican It wasn't easy, but nothing is.
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