The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I Don't like Monday's
The Misheard: I don't like Mud and Eggs
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Real Lyric: You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
The Misheard: You can't close your cheatin' thighs.
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Real Lyric: Poor side of town
The Misheard: Four-sided cow.
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Real Lyric: Come on in baby; take your coat off.
Come on in baby; take a load off.
The Misheard: Come on in baby; take your clothes off.
Come on in baby; take your load off.
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Real Lyric: Or I'll just end up Walkin'
In the cold November rain
The Misheard: Or a ruckus in the Falcon
In the cold November rain
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Real Lyric: These men don't want no hot female, thats been around the block ....female, you nasty girl
The Misheard: These me don't want no "Happy Meal" to spin around the block...female, you nasty girl!
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Real Lyric: Bailamos, gonna live this night forever bailamos...
Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over bailamos
The Misheard: By the balls! gonna live this night forever by the balls!...
By the balls! let the rhythm take you over by the balls!
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da be de da be da, da be de da be da ......
The Misheard: I'm blue i believe i'm a guy, i believe i'm a guy ......
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Real Lyric: Love in an elevator
The Misheard: Lovin' an alligator
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Real Lyric: Hey, Rosita - come quick - down at the cantina they're giving green stamps with tequila
The Misheard: Hey, Rosita - come quick - down at the cantina they're putting green stuff on the killer
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