The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.
The Misheard: Drove a machete into the levy but the levy won't die.
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Real Lyric: She went into the bedroom. She was struck down. It was her doom.
The Misheard: She went into the bathroom. She was sucked down. It was her doom.
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Real Lyric: Take my hand.
We're off to never-never land.
The Misheard: Take my land,
and golf to get another hand.
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Real Lyric: Donna Donna Donna Donna
The Misheard: donut donut donut donut
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Real Lyric: To count the freckles on your body
The Misheard: To cut the records off your body
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Real Lyric: New bones in your closet
The Misheard: Newborns in your closet
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Real Lyric: They think so small; they use small words.
The Misheard: They think so small. They use small birds.
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Real Lyric: ...kiss from a rose on the grave...
The Misheard: ...kiss from a rose on the grey
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Real Lyric: Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches.
The Misheard: Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of pigeons.
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Real Lyric: Jungle love, it's drivin' me mad....
The Misheard: Chug-a-lug, strawberry man....
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