The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
The Misheard: I like to keep my cheese-dryer sane.
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Real Lyric: When I reached Jamaica, I made a stop
The Misheard: When I reeked of makeup, I made her stop
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Real Lyric: Black hole sun
The Misheard: Backhoe fun
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Real Lyric: Black hole sun
The Misheard: Black old son
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Real Lyric: Stuck down in a rut
of dislogic and smut
The Misheard: Stuck down in my gut,
a dislodged chicken spud
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush, keep it down now. Voices carry.
The Misheard: Oh hush, we remember Mrs. Carrie.
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Real Lyric: I'm a psilocybin pony You're a flick fandango phoney
The Misheard: I'm a suicidal poet You're a big fat macaroni
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Real Lyric: Each morning I get up, I die a little.
The Misheard: Each morning i wake on my toilet.
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Real Lyric: If this is it... Please let me know.
The Misheard: Is this a zit? Please let me know.
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Real Lyric: Eat the rich!
The Misheard: Beat the wench!
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