The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...But you're wrenching, dragging, shaking me
The Misheard: ...But your retching dragon's shaking me
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Real Lyric: Leroy shootin' dice
The Misheard: Leroy shootin' mice
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Real Lyric: Come On Baby, Come & Pass My Way
The Misheard: Come On Baby, Come & Guess My Weight
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked,
By a jumbo jet.
It wasn't easy, but never is
The Misheard: I got my head shaved
Just like the pope did
It was moldy cheese
But it never is
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Real Lyric: I want to come over
To hell with the consequence
The Misheard: I want to come over
To hell with the concert, wench
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Real Lyric: Sanitarium...
The Misheard: Senile terrier...
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Real Lyric: Dirty Diana, nah
The Misheard: You're a neandra-thal.
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Real Lyric: Guichie guichie ya ya ya
Mocha Chocolata
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez vous couche avec moi
The Misheard: Hoochie Hoochi ya ya ya
Croak-a Choke a lot a
Be your Lady Marmalade
Booley Bo Coochie In my Car
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: The paper rice put on your parking locks.
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust.
The Misheard: Another one bites the crust.
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