The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...nobody will know, that you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty, A sweet sweet beauty, but stone stone cold
The Misheard: ...nobody will know, that you was a boojee, a sweet sweet boojee, A sweet sweet boojee, but stone stone cold
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Real Lyric: 'Turning back she just laughs The boulevard is not that bad'
The Misheard: 'Turning back she just laughs The vol-au-vent is not that bad'
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Real Lyric: Tea - a drink with jam and bread
The Misheard: Tea - a drink with German bread
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Real Lyric: I told her to look back at it Look back at it, look back it Then i put a fat rabbit on the Craftmatic
The Misheard: Look back at it, look back at it Then I put a fat addict on a crack rabbit
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Real Lyric: You were Lady Bayside
The Misheard: You were late in Bayside
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Real Lyric: The kid is not my son
The Misheard: The chair is not my son
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Real Lyric: Although not a follower of hseroK divaD, she's a devoted Branch Davidian
The Misheard: "I could not abide her, she threw snails at me, she used to call me french toast."
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Real Lyric: No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises Silent, silent
The Misheard: No Alan and no surprises No Alan and no surprises No Alan and no surprises Salad, Salad
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Real Lyric: Radioactive
The Misheard: Ready to Rock you
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Real Lyric: Sors salutis et virtutis michi nunc contraria est affectus et defectus semper in angaria
The Misheard: Bring me cookies Feed me cookies THEY GIVE YOU GONORRHEA This octopus Let's give him boots SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA
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