The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You can pin and mount me like a butterfly.
The Misheard: She came in a nightie like a butterfly.
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Real Lyric: I was alone and idle. I was a sinner, too.
The Misheard: I was alone with Ider. I was a-sinnin', too.
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Real Lyric: I swear, I stared, my niece my witness.
The Misheard: I swear, I swear, my knees my witness.
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Real Lyric: Since you've been gone,
all that's left is a band of gold
and memories of what used to be,
with you still here with me.
The Misheard: Since you've been gone,
all that's left is some pantyhose
and memories of what used to be,
with you still here with me.
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Real Lyric: Get up, come on, get down with the sickness.
The Misheard: Get up, good monkey, get down with the sickness.
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Felix Navidad
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Real Lyric: And her face at first just ghostly...
The Misheard: And the face of Burgess Goldstein
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Real Lyric: I wander out where you can't see Inside my shell I wait and bleed.
The Misheard: I wonder where I can pee, inside my hell I plant a seed.
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Real Lyric: Hush, Hush; Keep it down now--
Voices Carry
The Misheard: Oceans; leaking out now--
was so scary
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough
The Misheard: Get on to the post office
Don't stop til you get enough
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