The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I like smoke and lightening.
The Misheard: I like smokin' lightening.
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs and moo-goo shoots.
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Real Lyric: So sick of limiting myself to fit your definition
The Misheard: So stick a lemon in myself to be your definition
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Real Lyric: He's a smooth operator
The Misheard: He's a spool operator
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me.
The Misheard: Closer than my briefs you are to me.
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Real Lyric: Video killed The radio star.
The Misheard: Maybe I killed The radio star.
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Real Lyric: I felt the rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
The Misheard: I've got the runs like a rolling bolt of thunder
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Real Lyric: Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo...
The Misheard: Pardon me boys, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
Don't be alarmed now.
The Misheard: If there's a rustle in your hedge now,
Go get a lawman!
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Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the cape
The Misheard: If you like making love at midnight
In the juice of a grape
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