The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Who you guna' call, Ghost Busters.
The Misheard: Who you guna' call, Gus Foster.
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love.
The Misheard: Brittany, am I your love?
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Real Lyric: City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
The Misheard: City sidewalks, s**tty sidewalks
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Real Lyric: Go on, go on, leave me breathless.
The Misheard: Go on, go on; leave me, Bradley.
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Real Lyric: Even if you do got a two-piece custom-made pool cue.
The Misheard: Even if you do got a two-piece cousin named for you.
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Real Lyric: Your hat strategically dipped below one eye,
Your scarf, it was apricot.
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
The Misheard: Your head strategically placed below one eye,
Your tropic was Africa.
You had one eye in the middle as you watched yourself go by.
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Real Lyric: Up ahead in the distance
The Misheard: Up ahead in the quicksand
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Real Lyric: Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no.
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no.
The Misheard: Don't put the bread on the diet schedule.
Don't mess around with the diet schedule.
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Real Lyric: You're the one that I want
Ooh! ooh! ooh!
The Misheard: Girl, I wanna yodel!
Hoo! hoo! hoo!
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Real Lyric: Life is bigger It's bigger than you And you are not me
The Misheard: Life is bigger It's bigger than you And you are nutmeat
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