The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I had some dreams; they were clouds in my coffee.
The Misheard: I had some dreams. There were clowns in my coffee.
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Real Lyric: Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
The Misheard: Mammaries and elephants are playing in the band.
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Real Lyric: I eats mo' chicken Than any man's seen.
The Misheard: I eat small children That any man's seen.
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Real Lyric: And you can be my sheik
The Misheard: And you can be my sheep
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Real Lyric: You need to be there when your baby's old enough to relate
The Misheard: You need to be there when you're baby's old enough to be laid
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Real Lyric: That's a cold shot, babe.
The Misheard: popsicle shopping
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Real Lyric: I thought I saw a man brought to life.
He was warm.
He came around like he was dignified.
He showed me what it was to cry.
The Misheard: I thought I saw a man born to life.
He was warm.
He came around like he was circumcised.
He showed me what it was to cry.
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Real Lyric: You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.
The Misheard: New alcoholic, patriotic, slam dunk, bright light, peeling frilly tights.
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Real Lyric: I turn to you, like a flower leaning towards the sun.
The Misheard: I turn to you, like a flower lady twirls her bum.
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Real Lyric: Pure massacre
The Misheard: Peel my cigar.
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