The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You're dumber than i thought.
The Misheard: You're dumber than a pothole.
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and a free main course
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning up the trees on every lawn.
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Real Lyric: Like the singing bird and the croaking toad
The Misheard: Like the singing bird with the broken toe
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Real Lyric: Been spending most our lives living in a gangstas paradise.
The Misheard: Been spending most our lives living in a hamster's pair of tights
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Real Lyric: love, love, love
The Misheard: blah, blah, blah...
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Real Lyric: musha ring dum-a-do dum-a-da
The Misheard: Watch the rain on the hood of my car.
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Real Lyric: losing my religion
The Misheard: losing my erection
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Real Lyric: Every time you go away, You take a piece of me with you
The Misheard: Every time you go away, You take a piece of meat with you
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Real Lyric: Happy birthday to you.
The Misheard: Happy birthday, junior.
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