The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Destiny has a funny way When it comes and takes all your cares away
The Misheard: Destiny has a funny way When it comes and takes all your kids away
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Real Lyric: I'm hers. She's mine. Wedding bells are going to chime.
The Misheard: I'm hurt. She's mad. Wedding bells are going to chime.
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Real Lyric: These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female you're nasty girl!
The Misheard: Those men don't want a Happy Meal while standin' 'round a black female you're nasty girl!
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Real Lyric: S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
The Misheard: Hey, hey, beat her up, beat her up.. hey!
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Release Mother Duck
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Real Lyric: We can go down to Mexico, you, the cat, and me.
The Misheard: We can go down to Mexico's youth academy.
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Real Lyric: Get up. Stand up.
Stand up for your rights.
The Misheard: Stand up for your rice.
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Real Lyric: Can't slow down
The Misheard: Pants low down
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Real Lyric: You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail.
The Misheard: Jump jivin', then you waddle.
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Real Lyric: Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky.
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly.
The Misheard: Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky.
He yelled "Tinkerbell!" and let two fly.
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