The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The brightest ring around the moon will darken when I die.
The Misheard: Tie a string around the moon, and talk of when I die.
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Real Lyric: I've been waiting for this moment for all my life
The Misheard: I've been waiting for the snowman for all my life
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of aquarius.
The Misheard: This is the morning of the age of the hairy arse.
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Real Lyric: selling poppies on a tray
The Misheard: selling puppies on a tray
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Real Lyric: Barbara Ann
The Misheard: Bop-bop-bop-bop-Bopper Anne
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Real Lyric: See the dog and butterfly.
The Misheard: See the talking butterfly.
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Real Lyric: Mama mia, Mama mia, let me go.
The Misheard: Mama mia, Mama mia, Mexico.
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Real Lyric: And it's whispered that soon,
if we all call the tune,
then the piper will lead us to reason.
The Misheard: And it's whispered that soon,
if we all call the tune,
then the piper will lead us, Theresa.
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Real Lyric: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
The Misheard: Clowns to the left of me, toucans to the right.
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Real Lyric: I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her
She's so cold
The Misheard: I'm so up-i-tut
I'm so up-i-tut
I'm so up-i-tut
She's so cold
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