The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't want to work. I just want to bang on the drum all day.
The Misheard: I don't want to work. I just want to bang and get drunk all day.
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Real Lyric: Little Robert Anthony wants to come and play.
The Misheard: Still rubbing out of me one step, common play.
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Real Lyric: Oye como va mi ritmo.
Bueno pa' gosar, mulata.
The Misheard: Oh yeah, come over here, Dino.
Gwen will sell me pot, a lot, ah!
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Real Lyric: Man, it leaves your head cold, oh yeah.
The Misheard: Metamucil headphones, oh yeah.
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Real Lyric: Whiskey in the jar-o
The Misheard: West Kilimanjaro
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Real Lyric: Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,
How lovely are your branches.
The Misheard: Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
Oh how I love you, Frances.
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Real Lyric: Flash! aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! He'll save every one of us!
The Misheard: Flash! aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! He sells a free Warner bus!
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Real Lyric: The lady then she covered me in roses.
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
The Misheard: The lady in Chicago needed roses.
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
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Real Lyric: You told me last night you were a sun now.
The Misheard: You told me last night you were Han Solo.
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Real Lyric: Here we are now; entertain us.
The Misheard: Here we are now, and contained us.
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