The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: By your hand i've awakened, bear this honor in my name
The Misheard: Buy a pen, i'm a wanker, bear this honor in my name
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never eat your pizza burning
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Real Lyric: Roll away the dew
The Misheard: Roll away for two
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Real Lyric: Gonna have to face it your addicted to love
The Misheard: Gonna have a facelift you're a d**k d**k to love
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Real Lyric: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some caroling.
The Misheard: Maybe we'll have some f**kin' pie and we'll shoot some cat or thing
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Real Lyric: We are, we are, we are timeless, timeless
The Misheard: We are, we are, we are topless, topless
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Real Lyric: You ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine
The Misheard: You ain't never gone (gonna) rabid and you ain't no friend of mine
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Real Lyric: Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort.
The Misheard: Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork.
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Real Lyric: I can’t help it talking loud it’s because I’m on a cloud
The Misheard: I can't help it talking loud, it's because I'm on a plough
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Real Lyric: Eminence front, eminence front
The Misheard: Livin' in the park, livin' in the park or Livin' in WHAT? Livin' in WHAT? or Liniment funk, liniment funk
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