The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm not going to spend my life being a colour.
The Misheard: I'm not going to spend my life beating your mother.
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Real Lyric: We aren't caught up in your love affair.
The Misheard: We aren't caught up in your love of hair.
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Real Lyric: So now sweet sixteens turned thirty-one
The Misheard: She was sweet sixteen and I was thirty-one
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Real Lyric: I know, I know, I know!
The Misheard: Play-Doh, Play-Doh, Play-Doh!
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Real Lyric: I know the way, I know the way
The Misheard: I'm overweight, I'm overweight
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Real Lyric: Millions of people living as foes
The Misheard: Billiards and people living with toes
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Real Lyric: Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
The Misheard: Chelsea, turning tricks into the sea
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Real Lyric: More human than human
The Misheard: Paul Newman dance, you da man
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Real Lyric: Sign your name across my heart
The Misheard: Sodomy across my heart
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Real Lyric: Dream of Californication
The Misheard: People can't afford vacation
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