The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me...
The Misheard: When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Bear, she comes to me...
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
The Misheard: I'd like to keep my cheating strategies.
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Real Lyric: This tainted love you've given
The Misheard: This tainted love, you gibbon
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Real Lyric: It's just sex without the sexual healing.
The Misheard: It's just sex without the central heating.
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Real Lyric: Break my lease, so I can move
cause you're a bugaboo, a bugaboo.
The Misheard: Break my knees so I can't move,
cause you're a bugaboo, a bugaboo.
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Real Lyric: There's a dead end to my left;
there's a burning bush to my right.
The Misheard: There's a daddy to my left;
there's a burning tush to my right.
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Real Lyric: Foreign types with the hookah pipes
The Misheard: All the d*kes with the hookah pipes
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Real Lyric: Get your motor runnin', head out on the highway, looking for adventure or whatever comes my way
The Misheard: Get your motor runnin', get out on the highway, looking for my dentures or whatever comes my way
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Real Lyric: You can go your own way.
The Misheard: You can grow your own weed.
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Real Lyric: Don't tell me you love me! Don't tell me you love me! Don't tell me I don't wanna know!
The Misheard: Don't tell me I'm ugly! Don't tell me I'm ugly! Don't tell me I don't wanna know!
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