The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I swear, you're just like a pill
The Misheard: And I swear, you dress like a pimp
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Real Lyric: Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike.
The Misheard: Captain Picard's on the New Jersey turnpike.
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me.
The Misheard: Sometimes I wish a mother bear would find me.
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Real Lyric: Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.
The Misheard: First I'm gonna give you up. Then I'm gonna let you down. Then I'm gonna run around and hurt you.
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady.
The Misheard: Do the dragon lady.
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Real Lyric: Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
Dormez vous? Dormez vous?
Sonnes les matines. Sonnes les matines.
Din-don-din, din-don-din
The Misheard: Farrah Jacques, Farrah Jacques
Gourmet food, gourmet food
Saute me some tuna, saute me some tuna
mmm mmm good, mmm mmm good
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Real Lyric: Thought you were high class.
The Misheard: Thought you were an eyeglass.
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Real Lyric: I'm just a girl,
all pretty and petite.
The Misheard: I'm just a girl,
all pretty and butchy.
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Real Lyric: Constant craving
The Misheard: Cross dress craving
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Real Lyric: From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans, white with foam.
The Misheard: From the oceans, to the prairies, to the oceans, like before.
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