The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When I called you last night from Glasgow
The Misheard: When I saw you last night in Tesco
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket,
Nothing but faith to keep me warm,
But then I'd be lost without it.
Tell me, how much for your love?
The Misheard: Stuff my panties in my pocket.
What it takes to keep me warm.
Nothing but a broken arrow.
Tell me, how much for your love?
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Real Lyric: Eternal life is now on my trail.
Got my red glitter coffin, man, just need one last nail.
While all these ugly gentlemen play out their foolish games,
There's a flaming red horizon that screams our names.
The Misheard: Eternal life is now on my tray.
Got my red glitter coffin, man, just need on last lay.
While all these ugly gentlemen play out their foolish games,
There's a flame in red; her eyes are the screams I made.
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Real Lyric: You're a god and I'm not, and I just thought that you would know.
The Misheard: You're a guy and I'm not; I just thought that you should know.
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Real Lyric: Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
The Misheard: Mama don't take my chromosomes away.
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Real Lyric: Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.
The Misheard: Tongue-tied, twisted, just an earthbound biscuit, I.
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Real Lyric: Liberate my madness.
The Misheard: Deliver my bananas.
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Real Lyric: When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
The Misheard: When it hasn't been your day, and we come home and sleep in your ear.
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy
Like no one else.
The Misheard: She drives me crazy,
That long white hair.
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Real Lyric: Is This Burning An Eternal Flame
The Misheard: Is This Burning ? Ernie Is To Blame!
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