The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And the joke is
when he awoke his
body was covered in coke fizz
The Misheard: And the joke is
when he awoke his
body was covered in goat piss
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Real Lyric: I'm not big on social graces.
The Misheard: I'm not big on sausage gravy.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Thirty beats and the thunder chef
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Real Lyric: O come, all ye faithful.
The Misheard: O come, Wally Faithful.
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Glorified virgin on a pelican
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Real Lyric: I walk by faith... each step I take.
The Misheard: I walk by faith... I eat chocolate cake.
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Real Lyric: New blood joins this earth, and quickly he's subdued.
The Misheard: Nupa joins the herd, and quickly he's subdued.
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Real Lyric: Govinda Jaya Jaya,
Gopala Jaya Jaya,
Radha-ramanahari,
Govinda Jaya Jaya
The Misheard: I'm in the bin, Dave.
I'm in the bin, Dave.
What is the matter, Harry?
I'm in the bin, Dave!
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Real Lyric: All night long
The Misheard: All nylon
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
The Misheard: Hold me close. Tie me down, sir.
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