The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh Mandy, well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking...
The Misheard: Oh Mandy, will you get me a pizza from Shakey's?
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Real Lyric: Just a stranger on the bus
The Misheard: Can't you just sleep now on one of us?
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Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
The Misheard: Cause seven women must have damn near killed you.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: The bicycle shed, it's a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: Why'd you put the keys upon the table?
The Misheard: Wider putter needed for this angle.
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Real Lyric: We got the beat, we got the beat...
The Misheard: We've got big feet, we've got big feet...
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
The Misheard: I'm an evangelist on a Sunday TV show.
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Real Lyric: We bought an old house on the Danforth.
The Misheard: We bought an old house on the dance floor.
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Real Lyric: We're not gonna take it.
We're not gonna take it.
The Misheard: Huevos con aceite
Huevos con aceite
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Real Lyric: Everyone ride on the Peace Train
The Misheard: Everyone's high on the B string
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