The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage,
I'm still just a rat in a cage.
The Misheard: There's a spy on my radar.
I'm still just ready to pay.
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Real Lyric: I get a little tired of having to say, "Do you come here often?"
The Misheard: I get a little tired of having to say, "Do you got me a rock group?"
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
The Misheard: Give these tramps some peas!
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Real Lyric: Let's play master and servant.
The Misheard: Let's play pastor and serpent.
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Real Lyric: Tea, a drink with jam and bread
The Misheard: Tea, a drink with German bread
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Real Lyric: Hakuna Matata
The Misheard: A cool avocado
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Real Lyric: Jai guru deva
The Misheard: Kangaroo Dave
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Real Lyric: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.
The Misheard: Hit me with the windows, doesn't really matter to me.
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Real Lyric: Don't hang around, cause two's a crowd.
The Misheard: Don't hang around; go screw the clown!
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share, this lonely view...
The Misheard: When the bird sh** its all over you...
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