The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
The Misheard: Fat people quit smokes, two packs a day.
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Real Lyric: Deutschmarks or dollars, American Express will do nicely, thank you!
The Misheard: Stretchmarks or dollars, American Express will do nicely, thank you!
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Real Lyric: There's no sex in your violence.
The Misheard: There's no sex in New Orleans.
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Real Lyric: Oh Stormy, oh Stormy
The Misheard: Pastrami, pastrami
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Real Lyric: And he made his home in that fish's abdomen,
Oh yes, Jonah, he lived in a whale.
The Misheard: And he made a home in that fish's asshole,
Oh yes, Jonah, he lived in a whale.
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Real Lyric: Love, sex, intelligence
The Misheard: Love, sex and jelly-jets
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Real Lyric: Little boy blue and the man in the moon
The Misheard: Little boy blew the man in the moon
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Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino
The Misheard: And bananas, And potatoes
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Real Lyric: Dig through the ditches.
The Misheard: Doing the dishes
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Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise.
The Misheard: I've got flu, rickets, and parasites.
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