The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy,
like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy,
like long-horned cows
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Real Lyric: Baby, I don't understand why we can't just hold onto to each others hands
The Misheard: baby, I don't understand why we can't hop along into each others pants
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Real Lyric: Pour Some Sugar on Me...
The Misheard: Awesome, Dudical Man...
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Real Lyric: Where the streets have no name
The Misheard: Where the sheeps have lo mein
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Real Lyric: I left my heart to the sappers 'round Khe Sanh
The Misheard: I showed my parts to the flashers 'round Khe Sanh
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner
Out in the street,
Willie and the Poor Boys are playin'
Bring your nickles, tap your feet
The Misheard: Down on the corner
Out in the street
Willie and the Pork Boys are playing
With their little stampin' feet
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Real Lyric: Song Sung Blue
The Misheard: Selsun Blue
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Real Lyric: I'm happy for you
The Misheard: I have beef for you
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Real Lyric: Just hold me close, don't patronize - don't patronize me
The Misheard: Just hold me close, don't pay tonight - don't pay tonight...
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Real Lyric: He's chasing tornadoes. I'm just waiting calmly.
The Misheard: He's chasing tomatoes and just waiting calmly.
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