The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm free... Free fallin'
The Misheard: I'm a freak! Freaks follow.
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Real Lyric: You got, you got it bad,
When you're on the phone,
Hang up and you call right back.
The Misheard: You got, you got it bad,
When you're all deformed,
Hang up and you call right back.
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Soooooooo undependable
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Real Lyric: All for you
The Misheard: Thong for you
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Real Lyric: I walk from my machine.
The Misheard: I waffle my machine.
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Real Lyric: Your mom threw away your best porno mag
The Misheard: Your mom threw away your best quarter bag
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike
The Misheard: I'm gonna hit the highway like a batering ram
I'm a Cilla Black fan all night
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Real Lyric: Nobody hears us fall...
The Misheard: Nobody hears us fart...
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Real Lyric: I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head...
The Misheard: I was only joking when I said I'd like to mash a beetroot in your hair...
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Real Lyric: Hey good lookin', what ya got cookin' How's about cookin' somethin' up with me
The Misheard: Hey good lookin', what ya got cookin' How's about cookin' somethin' up with cheese
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