The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I met an old cowboy.
The Misheard: Mineral cowboy
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Real Lyric: There's a big black crow sitting on my window ledge.
The Misheard: There's a big raccoon sittin' in my underwear.
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Real Lyric: A mulatto / an albino a mosquito / my libido
The Misheard: All I want is / mashed potatoes a mosquito / ate a Frito
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Real Lyric: There ain't no disguising the truth.
The Misheard: There ain't no skies in Peru.
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Real Lyric: You see this guy,
This guy's in love with you.
The Misheard: You see the sky,
The sky's in love with you.
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Real Lyric: You wore a shirt of violent green.
The Misheard: You are a short violin freak (my version)
You are a short violent freak (my husband's version)
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Real Lyric: I'd rather be liberated. I find myself captivated
The Misheard: I'd rather be liberated. I find myself constipated.
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Real Lyric: Walking on broken glass
The Misheard: Walking on broken backs
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Real Lyric: Fish are jumping, and the cotton is high.
The Misheard: Fish are jumping, 'n Jerry Cotton is high.
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Real Lyric: I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
The Misheard: I'm a cowboy, I must steal the horse I ride
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