The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to make my systems blow
The Misheard: I'm waking up, I feel I need to bone, Enough to make my sister moan
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Real Lyric: Instead of government, we had a stage Instead of ideas, a prima donna's rage
The Misheard: Instead of ideas, a pre-Madonna's rage
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Real Lyric: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, You're stayin alive, stayin alive. Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin
The Misheard: Whether you're a mugger or whether you're a bugger You'll stay in the lav, stay in the lav Phil the sitter's brickin' in everybody's chicken
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Real Lyric: We can try to understand The new york times effect on man.
The Misheard: Weekend srive to Uncle Stan's The New York guy's a bender man
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Real Lyric: Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade.
The Misheard: Many a young man lost his marbles to my trade.
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Real Lyric: Put his hand on it then see what he do
The Misheard: Put a tat on it then see what it do
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Real Lyric: Leave me be, I'm just walking the line
The Misheard: Me and Leon just walking the line
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Real Lyric: I never thought that I'd get hit
The Misheard: I never f**ked when I catch it
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Real Lyric: I'll be your angel on call, I'll be on demand, the greatest honor of all as your guardian.
The Misheard: I'll be your angel on call, I'll be on demand, the greatest stoner of all as your guardian.
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Real Lyric: Come into my arms
The Misheard: Come into my arse
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