The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I feel in heaven when I look in your eyes.
The Misheard: I feel like Kevin when I look in your eyes.
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady.
The Misheard: Dude is gettin' laid, yeah!
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Real Lyric: Can you tell me who will still care?
The Misheard: Can you tell me who will still curl their hair?
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Real Lyric: Jolene smoothed her dark hair in the mirror.
The Misheard: Jolene smoothed her dog hair in the mirror.
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Real Lyric: Little ones to Him belong.
They are weak, but He is strong.
The Misheard: Little-ones to Him belong.
They are weak, but He is straw.
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
The Misheard: I like to keep my tea extracted.
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Real Lyric: I am a son of a b***h, and Edgar Allen Poe
The Misheard: I am a son of a b***h, a nigger and a hoe
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Real Lyric: Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone.
The Misheard: Hey! Caesar! Leave them Jews alone.
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Real Lyric: In excelsis deo
The Misheard: In Aunt Chelsea's gay boat
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Real Lyric: Darkness imprisoning me
The Misheard: Doctor is visiting me
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