The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I let the beast in too soon
The Misheard: I let the beans in too soon
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Real Lyric: A little bit of Monica in my life
The Misheard: A little bit of Mardi Gras in my life
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Real Lyric: I want to be your sledgehammer
The Misheard: I want to be your clam chowder
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Real Lyric: Though the Berkshires seemed dream-like on account of that frosting.
The Misheard: But the birdsh*t seemed green-like on account of that frosting.
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Real Lyric: No more lies...no more lies...
The Misheard: Normal eyes....normal eyes...
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk
The Misheard: When the redneck takes to funk
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna go crazy on you
The Misheard: I'm gonna pour gravy on you
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Real Lyric: Tis the season to be jolly.
The Misheard: Tis the season to praise Alla!
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Tis the season to tease Ollie!
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Real Lyric: Walk like an Egyptian
The Misheard: Walk like a dips**t.
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Real Lyric: You gotta have faith
The Misheard: You gotta have cake
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