The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Police stole my car!
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Real Lyric: Let the morning time drop all its petals on me
The Misheard: let the morning time drop all its pillows on me
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Real Lyric: Hail Mary, full of grace
The Misheard: Hello Mary, full of grapes
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Real Lyric: Give me a home
where the buffalo roam.
The Misheard: Give me a home;
leave the buffalo alone.
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Real Lyric: When you are with me
I'm free, I'm careless, I believe
Above all the others
We'll fly
This brings tears to my eyes
My Sacrifice
The Misheard: When you are with me
I'm clean, I'm hairless, I suck fleas
Oh, on the ocean
We'll fry
Which brings years to my life
My Sack of Rice
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Real Lyric: I reach down between my legs and
ease the seat back...
The Misheard: I reached down between my legs
and eased the SEED BAG.
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Real Lyric: Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon
The Misheard: Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on Chameleon
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
The Misheard: If there's a bustle in your bedroom, don't be alarmed now
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Real Lyric: I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend.
The Misheard: Clowns are doin' it with your ex-girlfriend.
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Real Lyric: I am the eggman
The Misheard: I am the apeman
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