The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You're unbelievable.
The Misheard: You're ugly and you're bald.
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Real Lyric: Mama mia, here I go again.
The Misheard: Mum, I'm here. Throw the ball again.
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Real Lyric: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
The Misheard: Beirut, Beirut, Beirut is on fire.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: The ducks are hazards in the classroom.
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Real Lyric: Renegades of funk
The Misheard: Random case of funk
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big old Jed had a lilo.
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Glorified virgin with a pelican
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Real Lyric: And one for the little boy that lives down the lane.
The Misheard: And one for the little boy that lives down the drain.
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Real Lyric: We're caught in a trap.
I can't walk out.
The Misheard: I caught a trout.
I can't walk out.
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Real Lyric: Give the past the slip.
The Misheard: Give that ass a slap!
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