The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Johnny come lately - the new kid in town
The Misheard: Holly Golightly - the new kid in town
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Real Lyric: According to all sources, the street's the place to go!
The Misheard: According to our sausages, the street's the place to go!
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Real Lyric: Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
The Misheard: Hey you, what do you say?
Summer's beautiful, or so they pray.
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Real Lyric: After the boys of summer have gone
The Misheard: After the poisoned summer has gone
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Real Lyric: And I don't look important so they're tellin' me to wait
The Misheard: And I don't look at porn so they're tellin' me to wait
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Real Lyric: All of the things that I said that I wanted
Come rushing by in my head when I'm with you.
Sentimental, gentle wind blow into my life again.
The Misheard: All of the things that I said when a woman
Come wash and dry in my head when I'm with you.
Sentimental gentleman, crawl into my life again.
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Real Lyric: Everybody have fun tonight.
Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
The Misheard: Everybody have fun tonight.
Everybody wear a thong tonight.
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Real Lyric: Night keeps all your heart.
The Misheard: Nike stole your heart.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
The Misheard: I'm blue; I'm a Queen Amidala.
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Real Lyric: And you can dance for inspiration.
The Misheard: And you can dance, perspiration.
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